[ As luck would have it, Deadpool is the type to jump with both feet into the Synchrony culture here, as clingy as he is, but the absence of being traditionally attractive proves a challenge. Or it should, but strangely Wade has had remarkably good luck running into people who barely flinch at the sight of him under the suit. Anyway, Molly is willing, now he's stuck to him like glue. Good luck scraping him off!

Wade listens, comforted by the pat on the back of his mask. Naturally, he doesn't stay quiet for long. ]

Mmhmm. You'd think being me would be fun and fresh, but trust me I am not looking forward to the eventuality of outliving my friends. I already outlived my girlfriend and I can't even join her.

[ Big Yikes. ]

Hang on — how does someone come back to life and be a different person?